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A woman stands in front of a red barn, smiling and holding a black-and-white speckled chicken. She is wearing a bright blue T-shirt with a hand-drawn illustration of a chicken and the humorous text: "Buy me chickens... and tell me you hate the government.
  • A woman stands in front of a red barn, smiling and holding a black-and-white speckled chicken. She is wearing a bright blue T-shirt with a hand-drawn illustration of a chicken and the humorous text: "Buy me chickens... and tell me you hate the government.
  • A woman stands smiling in front of a chicken coop surrounded by brown hens. She is wearing a light yellow T-shirt featuring a hand-drawn illustration of a chicken and the humorous text: "Buy me chickens... and tell me you hate the Government."
  • A woman stands confidently on a city sidewalk holding a coffee cup. She is wearing sunglasses, a denim jacket over a white T-shirt, and gray sweatpants. Her T-shirt features a sketch of a chicken and the humorous phrase: "Buy me chickens... and tell me you hate the Government."
  • A Gildan 5000 unisex T-shirt size chart is displayed with a diagram showing how to measure sleeve length, shirt length, and width. Below the diagram, there is a detailed size table in both imperial (inches) and metric (centimeters) for sizes XS to 5XL, listing measurements for width, length, and sleeve length. A note at the bottom mentions that measurements may vary by ±1.5 inches (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances.
  • Close-up image of the neckline and upper chest area of a light yellow T-shirt. The shirt features a cleanly stitched crew neck and part of a printed design with the text "Buy me chickens" visible in black script. The fabric appears soft and smooth, showcasing quality construction.
  • A heather gray T-shirt hangs on a wooden hanger placed over the back of a light wood chair. A white baseball cap rests on the chair. The T-shirt features a sketch-style illustration of a chicken and the humorous text: "Buy me chickens... and tell me you hate the Government." The setup is minimal and styled for a clean, casual product display.
  • A light yellow T-shirt is displayed on a wooden hanger draped over the back of a light wood chair. A white baseball cap rests on the chair. The T-shirt features a vintage-style illustration of a chicken along with the humorous phrase: "Buy me chickens... and tell me you hate the Government." The setup is clean and minimal, emphasizing the shirt's design.
  • A white T-shirt hangs on a wooden hanger placed over the back of a light wood chair, with a white baseball cap resting on the chair. The T-shirt features a black sketch-style illustration of a chicken and the humorous phrase: "Buy me chickens... and tell me you hate the Government." The display is minimal and clean, highlighting the shirt's design.
  • A light blue T-shirt hangs on a wooden hanger draped over the back of a light wood chair, with a white baseball cap resting on the chair. The T-shirt features a hand-drawn style illustration of a chicken and the humorous text: "Buy me chickens... and tell me you hate the Government." The clean, minimal display highlights the shirt’s casual design and witty message.
  • A light pink T-shirt hangs on a wooden hanger over the back of a light wood chair, with a white baseball cap resting on the chair. The T-shirt features a black sketch-style illustration of a chicken and the playful text: "Buy me chickens... and tell me you hate the Government." The minimalist setup emphasizes the shirt's quirky message and soft pastel color.
  • A woman stands in front of a red barn, smiling and holding a black-and-white speckled chicken. She is wearing a bright blue T-shirt with a hand-drawn illustration of a chicken and the humorous text: "Buy me chickens... and tell me you hate the government.
  • A woman stands smiling in front of a chicken coop surrounded by brown hens. She is wearing a light yellow T-shirt featuring a hand-drawn illustration of a chicken and the humorous text: "Buy me chickens... and tell me you hate the Government."
  • A woman stands confidently on a city sidewalk holding a coffee cup. She is wearing sunglasses, a denim jacket over a white T-shirt, and gray sweatpants. Her T-shirt features a sketch of a chicken and the humorous phrase: "Buy me chickens... and tell me you hate the Government."
  • A Gildan 5000 unisex T-shirt size chart is displayed with a diagram showing how to measure sleeve length, shirt length, and width. Below the diagram, there is a detailed size table in both imperial (inches) and metric (centimeters) for sizes XS to 5XL, listing measurements for width, length, and sleeve length. A note at the bottom mentions that measurements may vary by ±1.5 inches (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances.
  • Close-up image of the neckline and upper chest area of a light yellow T-shirt. The shirt features a cleanly stitched crew neck and part of a printed design with the text "Buy me chickens" visible in black script. The fabric appears soft and smooth, showcasing quality construction.
  • A heather gray T-shirt hangs on a wooden hanger placed over the back of a light wood chair. A white baseball cap rests on the chair. The T-shirt features a sketch-style illustration of a chicken and the humorous text: "Buy me chickens... and tell me you hate the Government." The setup is minimal and styled for a clean, casual product display.
  • A light yellow T-shirt is displayed on a wooden hanger draped over the back of a light wood chair. A white baseball cap rests on the chair. The T-shirt features a vintage-style illustration of a chicken along with the humorous phrase: "Buy me chickens... and tell me you hate the Government." The setup is clean and minimal, emphasizing the shirt's design.
  • A white T-shirt hangs on a wooden hanger placed over the back of a light wood chair, with a white baseball cap resting on the chair. The T-shirt features a black sketch-style illustration of a chicken and the humorous phrase: "Buy me chickens... and tell me you hate the Government." The display is minimal and clean, highlighting the shirt's design.
  • A light blue T-shirt hangs on a wooden hanger draped over the back of a light wood chair, with a white baseball cap resting on the chair. The T-shirt features a hand-drawn style illustration of a chicken and the humorous text: "Buy me chickens... and tell me you hate the Government." The clean, minimal display highlights the shirt’s casual design and witty message.
  • A light pink T-shirt hangs on a wooden hanger over the back of a light wood chair, with a white baseball cap resting on the chair. The T-shirt features a black sketch-style illustration of a chicken and the playful text: "Buy me chickens... and tell me you hate the Government." The minimalist setup emphasizes the shirt's quirky message and soft pastel color.
Buy Me Chickens Tee: Political Humor Shirt for Chicken Lovers
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Looking for a tee that boldly says "Buy me chickens" with a dash of political humor? This Funny Buy Me Chickens Tee is the perfect unisex shirt for sarcastic activists and chicken lovers alike, combining comfort with a clever message that stands out in any crowd. Crafted from soft, durable fabric, it's designed to hold up wash after wash while sparking conversations and smiles wherever you go.

Made from 100% combed cotton (blend options available), this shirt features a classic fit with double-stitched sleeves and hems for added durability. Available in multiple sizes, it suits all body types comfortably while maintaining its shape. Whether you're at a protest, a casual outing, or just relaxing at home, this political humor shirt delivers both style and substance. Machine washable and easy to care for, it's a practical gift choice for the activist or chicken enthusiast in your life.

Wearing this tee invites a lighthearted connection to your values and sense of humor. Imagine the fun of sharing a laugh with friends or fellow activists who get your quirky call for more feathered friends. This shirt doesn't just cover your back-it expresses your wit and passion in a way that's authentic and unapologetic.

Don't miss out on this unique, limited-stock item that's as hard-hitting as it is comfortable. Order your Funny Buy Me Chickens Tee today and enjoy responsive customer support along with quick, reliable shipping. Add a bit of humor and heart to your wardrobe now!

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