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A woman relaxes in the back of a weathered pickup truck at sunset, with her hands behind her head and eyes closed. She wears an olive green button-up shirt over a white T-shirt that features a rustic graphic of a cow and the bold, humorous text: "Not my pasture, not my bullshit." The scene conveys a laid-back, country-inspired vibe.
  • A woman relaxes in the back of a weathered pickup truck at sunset, with her hands behind her head and eyes closed. She wears an olive green button-up shirt over a white T-shirt that features a rustic graphic of a cow and the bold, humorous text: "Not my pasture, not my bullshit." The scene conveys a laid-back, country-inspired vibe.
  • A woman wearing a white cowboy hat, tan work gloves, and blue jeans leans against a tree in a rural setting. She is dressed in a black T-shirt featuring a vintage-style graphic of a cow and a western landscape, with bold text that reads: "Not my pasture, not my bullshit." She gazes off to the side with a serious expression, conveying a confident, no-nonsense attitude.
  • A size and care guide for a T-shirt is shown. At the top, care instructions include: machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), do not bleach, tumble dry low heat, iron or steam dry with low heat, and do not dry clean. Icons for each instruction are displayed above the text. Below, the size guide is presented in two tables: Imperial measurements (in inches): Sizes range from S to 3XL. Width: 17.25" (S) to 27.25" (3XL) Height: 25.51" (S) to 29.00" (3XL) Also gives metric sizes.
  • A woman wearing a white cowboy hat, brown work gloves, and blue jeans stands in front of a rustic barn gate. She is dressed in a fitted white T-shirt with a bold, western-style graphic that includes a cow and reads: "Not my pasture, not my bullshit." Her stance and expression convey confidence and a no-nonsense attitude in a country setting.
  • A woman stands outdoors in a parking lot at dusk, with a calm expression and one hand touching her neck. She is wearing a light-colored T-shirt with a rustic, western-style graphic featuring a cow and the bold phrase: "Not my pasture, not my bullshit." An olive green jacket hangs loosely off her shoulders, and the wind gently blows her hair as the sky transitions to evening.
  • A woman stands indoors in a warmly lit space, smiling and wearing a black T-shirt paired with blue jeans. The shirt features a vintage-style graphic of a brown cow in a western landscape with the bold, humorous text: "Not my pasture, not my bullshit." She poses casually with her hands resting in her pockets.
  • A white T-shirt hangs on a wooden hanger against a light-colored wall. The shirt features a rustic, western-style graphic of a brown cow standing in a field with a broken fence and stylized background. Bold text above and below the image reads: "Not my pasture, not my bullshit." The design has a distressed wood texture for a vintage farmhouse look.
  • A black T-shirt is laid flat against a white background, featuring a bold, rustic-style graphic on the front. The design includes a brown cow standing in a western landscape with a wooden fence and grassy field. Above and below the cow, the text reads: "Not my pasture, not my bullshit" in distressed, western-style lettering. The overall design has a vintage, country-inspired aesthetic.
  • A light gray T-shirt is displayed flat against a white background. The shirt features a rustic, vintage-style graphic of a brown cow standing in a western field with a broken fence. Above and below the image, bold distressed text reads: "Not my pasture, not my bullshit." The design has a country, farmhouse aesthetic with earthy tones and a wooden plank-style background.
  • A light gray T-shirt is laid flat on a wooden surface, surrounded by casual accessories including a black-and-white plaid shirt, black jeans, black sneakers, and a pair of eyeglasses. The T-shirt features a rustic, vintage-style graphic with a brown cow standing in a pasture next to a broken fence. Bold, distressed text reads: "Not my pasture, not my bullshit." The design evokes a country, no-nonsense attitude with earthy tones and a wood-textured background.
  • A woman relaxes in the back of a weathered pickup truck at sunset, with her hands behind her head and eyes closed. She wears an olive green button-up shirt over a white T-shirt that features a rustic graphic of a cow and the bold, humorous text: "Not my pasture, not my bullshit." The scene conveys a laid-back, country-inspired vibe.
  • A woman wearing a white cowboy hat, tan work gloves, and blue jeans leans against a tree in a rural setting. She is dressed in a black T-shirt featuring a vintage-style graphic of a cow and a western landscape, with bold text that reads: "Not my pasture, not my bullshit." She gazes off to the side with a serious expression, conveying a confident, no-nonsense attitude.
  • A size and care guide for a T-shirt is shown. At the top, care instructions include: machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), do not bleach, tumble dry low heat, iron or steam dry with low heat, and do not dry clean. Icons for each instruction are displayed above the text. Below, the size guide is presented in two tables: Imperial measurements (in inches): Sizes range from S to 3XL. Width: 17.25" (S) to 27.25" (3XL) Height: 25.51" (S) to 29.00" (3XL) Also gives metric sizes.
  • A woman wearing a white cowboy hat, brown work gloves, and blue jeans stands in front of a rustic barn gate. She is dressed in a fitted white T-shirt with a bold, western-style graphic that includes a cow and reads: "Not my pasture, not my bullshit." Her stance and expression convey confidence and a no-nonsense attitude in a country setting.
  • A woman stands outdoors in a parking lot at dusk, with a calm expression and one hand touching her neck. She is wearing a light-colored T-shirt with a rustic, western-style graphic featuring a cow and the bold phrase: "Not my pasture, not my bullshit." An olive green jacket hangs loosely off her shoulders, and the wind gently blows her hair as the sky transitions to evening.
  • A woman stands indoors in a warmly lit space, smiling and wearing a black T-shirt paired with blue jeans. The shirt features a vintage-style graphic of a brown cow in a western landscape with the bold, humorous text: "Not my pasture, not my bullshit." She poses casually with her hands resting in her pockets.
  • A white T-shirt hangs on a wooden hanger against a light-colored wall. The shirt features a rustic, western-style graphic of a brown cow standing in a field with a broken fence and stylized background. Bold text above and below the image reads: "Not my pasture, not my bullshit." The design has a distressed wood texture for a vintage farmhouse look.
  • A black T-shirt is laid flat against a white background, featuring a bold, rustic-style graphic on the front. The design includes a brown cow standing in a western landscape with a wooden fence and grassy field. Above and below the cow, the text reads: "Not my pasture, not my bullshit" in distressed, western-style lettering. The overall design has a vintage, country-inspired aesthetic.
  • A light gray T-shirt is displayed flat against a white background. The shirt features a rustic, vintage-style graphic of a brown cow standing in a western field with a broken fence. Above and below the image, bold distressed text reads: "Not my pasture, not my bullshit." The design has a country, farmhouse aesthetic with earthy tones and a wooden plank-style background.
  • A light gray T-shirt is laid flat on a wooden surface, surrounded by casual accessories including a black-and-white plaid shirt, black jeans, black sneakers, and a pair of eyeglasses. The T-shirt features a rustic, vintage-style graphic with a brown cow standing in a pasture next to a broken fence. Bold, distressed text reads: "Not my pasture, not my bullshit." The design evokes a country, no-nonsense attitude with earthy tones and a wood-textured background.
Funny Cow T-Shirt: Sarcastic Farmer Graphic Tee
$25.83
Gildan Colors
Clothing sizes
Show your bold attitude with this "Not My Pasture" women's graphic t-shirt, perfect for cow lovers and farmers who know when to mind their own business. Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, this sarcastic tee stands out with its witty design and comfortable fit, making it more than just a statement piece-it's a daily reminder to keep stress at bay and focus on what truly matters.

Made with 100% high-quality cotton, this shirt offers a flattering unisex fit that suits all body types and sizes, from small to XXL. The durable fabric holds up to frequent washing without losing shape or print clarity, ensuring long-lasting wear. Whether you're working on the farm or out with friends, the lightweight material keeps you cool and comfortable all day. Machine washable and easy to care for, it's designed to withstand busy lifestyles without sacrificing style.

- 100% cotton for breathability and comfort
- Available in multiple sizes for the perfect fit
- Printed with eco-friendly, fade-resistant ink
- Machine washable for easy upkeep

Wearing this witty farmer shirt will not only spark smiles but also give you a playful edge in any casual setting. Imagine the confidence boost as you wear a tee that speaks your truth with humor and authenticity. It's a great gift for the strong women in your life who appreciate sarcasm and have a love for farm life.

Ready to embrace your inner cowgirl with a touch of humor? Add the "Not My Pasture" tee to your wardrobe today and enjoy reliable customer service with fast shipping and hassle-free returns. Stock is limited-grab yours before it's gone!

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